Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
They are going to name an STD after you.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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