Me too!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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