Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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