Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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