I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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