i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I need water and some morals
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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