Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just had sex bonerless
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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