Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I look better un-naked...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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