so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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