I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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