Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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