I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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