no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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