i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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