we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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