it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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