It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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