Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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