Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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