I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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