He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Boobs speak an international language.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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