i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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