i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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