im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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