well you can't waste a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
