His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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