Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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