yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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