he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So vagazzling was a success
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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