So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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