I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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