Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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