Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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