your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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