I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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