so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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