Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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