I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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