i think i have herpe
just one?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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