Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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