yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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