I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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