; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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