Plan B is the new Plan A
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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