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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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