I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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