Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
that is very illegal...i love you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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