She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
