Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Two words: blizzard sex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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