it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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