Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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