Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize