Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
