Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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