I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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