My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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