her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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